Symone. Just a corny 20 yr old from Queens, NY.

This Is Me

My coworkers are talking so they be kissing and shit in the back room. And I’m lowkey jealous.

  -  20 April, 2014



i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

ends up falling asleep

10,212 notes   -  20 April, 2014

My neighbors keep flashing this bright light and it’s coming thru my window. And I just wanna sleep. I’m so cranky.

My neighbors are building. At 1:24 AM.

  -  19 April, 2014





handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion)

314,588 notes   -  19 April, 2014
Tonight wasn’t terrible.

  -  19 April, 2014


my pops said if i beat him he give me all 18 years of child support he owe me

2,997 notes   -  19 April, 2014

I have a glass screen protector. It cracked.

  -  19 April, 2014


unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai)

300,504 notes   -  19 April, 2014